"Air Sex World Championships"

Middle East Upstairs 

You know how they say those who can’t do teach? Well, we’re thinking that adage might apply to the Air Sex 2010 World Championships, as in: those who aren’t very good in bed are great at boning imaginary partners on stage. Ah, we kid! You’ve got to have some pretty slick moves to thrust your way to the top of this contest. Competitors will pull out all the stops and props (and maybe their own junk) to air-hump their way to victory. Fake orgasms welcomed, no condoms necessary.

Competitors hump the air and the floor