Tumblr You Should Be Reading Right Now: "Texts From Bennett"

This is Bennett.

Bennett is a seventeen-year-old white bro who "thinks he's a Crip" and has trouble spelling. Also, he is hilarious. Inexplicably, Bennett has a really bright, well-spoken (well-texted) cousin who he texts regularly about things like "lasanya" and whether it's cool to bring an Indian girl to Thanksgiving dinner. One time, Bennett filled his neighbor's car with water from a garden hose. Read textsfrombennett now, before he finds out and pops a cap in its internet ass.

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